Hi People!
The spirit of the Lord led me to draw you a tad bit closer by making this post lol! It is never nice going on a journey with a stranger and knowing practically nothing about them.
What if I am only a robot/machine giving you hair care advice and make up tips………haha, just kidding, of course I am flesh and blood.
Before we get into the things you probably don’t know about my humble self, permit me to brush through a few known deets that are most definitely splattered across the website.
ANOTHER OFFICIAL INTRO
Hello, I go by the name TSJ, short for my full names: Titilope Sanni Joacquim. I got inducted into the medical profession sometime in June 2015, to the glory of God via my alma matter; College of Medicine University of Lagos. (CMUL)
My Love for writing somehow got rekindled during my service year and I am the proud author of a novelette; DERIN’S PLIGHT (My Diamond in the rough).
Asides Medicine and writing, other things that bring me profound joy include Make up artistry, Hair care, and trying out food recipes.
One other important detail is that I am God’s precious Jewel! I say this with maximum confidence because I absolutely believe it. You know you are precious to him too right? I am laying the cards on the table and telling you that I have a solid and firm belief in Christ, no matter the circumstance.
NOW TO THE THINGS THAT AREN’T SO OBVIOUS
- I absolutely loathe Body Lotions…………I do not own them, and I have never felt the need to. However, the only thing that is constant they say is change, so my perspective could change over time. The only time of the year I feel the need to oil/cream my body is during harmattan to avoid looking tardy, white and dirty. I just don’t understand why any human should rub cream over their whole body in this hot/tropical environment. Cream mixed with body sweat is an absolute no for me.
- Rats are my no 1 public enemies! Like guys, these creatures are super filthy and I cannot stand them! In short, any living organism that isn’t human would most definitely spook me out, dogs inclusive.
- I avoided the dance gene on my way to earth! This one is painful o but God knows best lol! I cannot dance to save my life. Regardless, never say never right? Miracles do happen and I could always learn.
- Driving in Lagos can never appeal to me! Lagos is full of different human species on the wheels, and some have actually taken leave of their senses. Then we also have those big headed uniformed men who oppress citizens at will. I would rather be driven all day, than drive myself out.
- Tea is a no for me! I know one amazing young man that can consume tea on almost any meal, you name it; Rice, beans, spaghetti…..almost anything Fam. It can never be me, Milo, cocoa or Bournvita are cancelled where my taste buds are concerned. The best I can do is fill a glass with some milk, cold water and Sugar, or perhaps some Lipton with a truck load of milk.
- I hate touching/taking out the trash at home. Ever since I witnessed the impact of trash related diarrhea years back on a certain someone, it became a huge phobia and abomination.
- TSJ would rather have a luxury, dope photo session as opposed to a lavish birthday party.
- I love to talk y’all……. somehow, I feel that might be pretty obvious from my posts. I have been labelled a talkative countless times. I literally have to chill and make conscious effort to hear others out during a conversation.
- As much as I love looking great and coming through with dope face beats on others, I would rather go out bare faced and avoid working a full beat on myself.
- I am a terrible water manager! Some would call it water wastage but I really cannot cope without a flowing tap and abundant water.
- I love movie spoilers! I don’t enjoy watching movies until I am certain it won’t end shamelessly. So, yes! please bring on the movie spoiler. Oh! I also have a dislike for series, I don’t possess the patience required to complete series except it is a limited one with few episodes. Anything with numerous seasons/episodes that I dedicate my attention to has to be amaze balls and absolutely stand out from the rest.
- I am not a big fan of swallow, especially Amala. Please don’t come for me o but I can never understand why people depend on the deliciousness of soup to eat a seemingly bitter carb like Amala. You have been warned o don’t come for me. T for thanks
- I am stronger with worship in comparison to prayers. I can worship for ages fam, you just name that gospel song I don’t know? It would be a bit difficult. I am saying this humbly o lol!
- I am terrible at opening Canned drinks, don’t judge me please. Those things do not come with an open manual, and they honestly should.
- Finally, I have this weird fear of new places/Environment. They make me anxious. Infact, for me to master a new destination’s route, I would require repeated visits. We are talking up to 5 times and more. That is most likely the reason I hardly leave the house. I am however working on rectifying this soon.
That’s it guys! Let’s end it here
Which of my confessions was more shocking?
Is there any that resonates with you? please let me know so we can laugh it over.
